From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Monday 7 November 2011

Fixed Penalty Notice

"I'm sorry sir, but 'burgundy' is red as far as I'm concerned. You've got 14 days to appeal."

9 comments:

  1. You'd never guess that this bloke was dragged up on a council estate in Essex...

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  2. Tim "nice but dim" what what

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  3. He's so happy with his red trousers that he doesn't even care he's getting a parking ticket. That's the effect they can have on you. amazing.

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  4. ha ha Marlow Toff

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  5. Ooh, on Marlow High Street too

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  6. The pink shirt red trouser combo is a very special one. What a total chin. PS To Will in 151 last night who had the picture of the splending young bafoon in red corduroys complete with tassled loafers - if you are reading this please upload that picture - I was so looking forward to seeing it up here

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  7. He's looking happy because red trousers look so much better than a high vis vest.

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  8. That's his Range Rover over the road. He's laughing at the prole who just got a ticket for his Vauxhall.

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